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minus-squareChicoSuave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·17 days agoWhy do other fliers insist on smashing their face against the air? Try flying and see what’s easier, face to high speed wind or aerodynamic butt.
minus-squareTrackenDaKracken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·17 days agoWhen you say it like that, it all makes sense. Superman was an idiot! Oh, wait. If Superman flew backwards, his cape would cover his face. Yet, one more reason, “NO CAPES!”
minus-squareHonytawk@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·15 days agoI have more power to hold my mouth shut than my anus though in case of collisions.
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·15 days agoThat’s what plugs are for.
minus-squareMetype @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·17 days agoAsked this question to myself verbatim while the comments were loading lmao
Why is he flying backwards?
Why do other fliers insist on smashing their face against the air? Try flying and see what’s easier, face to high speed wind or aerodynamic butt.
When you say it like that, it all makes sense.
Superman was an idiot! Oh, wait. If Superman flew backwards, his cape would cover his face. Yet, one more reason, “NO CAPES!”
I have more power to hold my mouth shut than my anus though in case of collisions.
That’s what plugs are for.
Asked this question to myself verbatim while the comments were loading lmao