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Why can’t a good guy have a floor mattress?
Yeah unpopular opinion but floor mattress is ideal for pounding. More stable, less squeaky, can still do a full range of positions on it.
Plus, like, most dudes are going for function over form.
I don’t get it. It this suggesting that a version of slut-shaming is funny? As if someone is in no position to want a good partner when they “give away sex too easily” to “low value men” (who don’t have appropriate furniture)?
Yea that’s what its suggesting. Damned if you do. Damned if you don’t.



