• eurodyne@piefed.worldEnglish
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    2 months ago

    Fox News hosts have a serious thing for Dem Candidates. Even Jesse Watters was talking about how sexy El-Sayad way after the good doctor slapped Watters around earlier with his own circumcised “dingaling” while Watters giggled and blushed like a schoolgirl.

    It was the gayest thing I’ve ever seen, and I have literally barfed from sucking too much cum out of too many dicks from a glory hole at a truck stop bathroom in Kentucky.

    Yeah. It was that fucking gay, and even more sloppy.

    Edit: before anyone asks, I’m fine. That was a long time ago. I’m just sayin’… what the fuck is going on at Fox News…?

    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      It was the gayest thing I’ve ever seen, and I have literally barfed from sucking too much cum out of too many dicks from a glory hole at a truck stop bathroom in Kentucky.

      This deserves !bestoflemmy@lemmy.world

      https://lemmy.world/post/51351820

      EDIT :

      Edit: before anyone asks, I’m fine. That was a long time ago

      So you don’t throw up after anymore? good job improving at your hobbies.

      • eurodyne@piefed.worldEnglish
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        2 months ago

        First of all, I’m honored. I don’t think I deserve it, but I guess I’m really not in any position to judge anybody. Especially myself.

        So you don’t throw up after anymore? good job improving at your hobbies.

        I’m gonna answer this in two parts:

        First:

        No, I learned how to meter intake and control both my gag reflex and my epiglottis, but that’s a longer conversation for another time. What I really learned to do was to stop sucking so many dicks in a row and to not get so full of cum that I felt the need, no, the urge to puke.

        Secondly, thank you very much. You know, with enough effort and time, anyone can master something they have a true passion for. And if that mastery truly shows up in any demonstration of that skill, it’s something for everyone to enjoy. 👍😉