slaacaa@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 days agoWeb shooterlemmy.worldimagemessage-square26linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareDiddlydee@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 days agoI never understood the idea of a wank sock or a cum rag. What’s wrong with toilet paper? Why are you keeping your old cum, you dirty fuckers?
minus-squareQuantumStorm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-28 days agoOr if you still have a foreskin, you trap it, walk to the bathroom, and then deposit it in the toilet.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 days agoThis one hasn’t heard of the cum box
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 days agoI was there. I was there three-thousand years ago.
I never understood the idea of a wank sock or a cum rag. What’s wrong with toilet paper? Why are you keeping your old cum, you dirty fuckers?
Or if you still have a foreskin, you trap it, walk to the bathroom, and then deposit it in the toilet.
This one hasn’t heard of the cum box
Or the jar…
What about the coconut?
Cumconut?
Oh god no.
I was there. I was there three-thousand years ago.