tries to cut someone
accidentally marries them instead
Midnight Wolf
Hello! Some info about me is up on my website: https://wreckedcarzz.com/
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Cake day: August 23rd, 2023
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2·3 days ago😳
Wait for it. Wait for it.
That would be a big fucking piece of candy to fit a crt monitor
GIVE
Imagine the time changing twice a year for no fucking reason 😂
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Now with 3x the juicy filling!
14·5 days agoJust be the son of an exec who wrote html for the neighbor once, so he’s a real code hacker guy
pauses
…woman?
starts fucking in the garden center
Just a little cocaine. As a treat.
1·7 days agoWe get signal
Cause there is no cock like horse cock, send your asshole into shock; you need horse cock, of course cock, grab the lube and slam the day awaaaaay~
E: pepper coyote played this song (and a few others) on stage at AZFC 2019, I think (maybe 2021) for all panel attendees to sing along. My straight friend was horrified, I had a blast.
I was there. I was there three-thousand years ago.
Today: ‘Copilot will let us control costs and will work around the clock!’
6 months: everything on fire
This one hasn’t heard of the cum box
Manufacturer: “here you go” 💰
G: lgtm ✅