and if you got your daily protein requirements from Jiffy
… Why would you ever do that…? Like, ever? Who is eating peanut butter as their only source of protein with which to hit the reccomended dietary intake?? I don’t think that’s particularly useful approach for analyzing the nutrition of peanut butter… 😅
Not the person who downvoted you- literally the entire joke is that its a bad idea. Its unambiguously sarcastic. No one thinks that 11 spoons of peanut butter will leave you feeling very good. Thats the whole joke
I understand what satire is. I am also aware people are not eating the tide pods and that you cannot buy chocolate bleach. I’m still going to warn people not to do dangerous things because there are, have always been, and will always be those either stupid or vulnerable enough to do them.
… Why would you ever do that…? Like, ever? Who is eating peanut butter as their only source of protein with which to hit the reccomended dietary intake?? I don’t think that’s particularly useful approach for analyzing the nutrition of peanut butter… 😅
Memes aside you wouldn’t be the first and wont be the last to try it, but also:
The meme explicitly alludes to it being a choice you’d regret… 😅
It actually in plain English says the opposite of what you just claimed, which is why it needs the ol surgeon generals warning.
Not the person who downvoted you- literally the entire joke is that its a bad idea. Its unambiguously sarcastic. No one thinks that 11 spoons of peanut butter will leave you feeling very good. Thats the whole joke
I understand what satire is. I am also aware people are not eating the tide pods and that you cannot buy chocolate bleach. I’m still going to warn people not to do dangerous things because there are, have always been, and will always be those either stupid or vulnerable enough to do them.
This is a shitpost, sir
Yeah but at least the olives version of the shitpost just gets people to shit themselves violently and not die outright.