I’d look outside bfore even finishing reading the message

Was it shaped like a boom box? Because i had that, right between minidiscs and “real” mp3 players.

It sounds exactly like something that happens in a shithole country like the us

Man, renting one seems actually fun. I would send it on the roof to clean shingles and send it up trees. My basement flooded, good luck down there

Damn, i don’t miss tinder.

I’m not sure if it’s that case or a very similar one, but my girlfriend read a book from and about a woman in her 60’s who was drugged and raped by her husband and his friends. He drugged and raped her and after that he cleaned her out with a douche. She realized that she was often dizzy and confused and what she pressumed was some form of incontinence. Her doctor just shrugged it off and said that happens in her age. The whole thing was beyond fucked up from every angle.

These poor guys who have to make Bethesda games

It’s legal so it’s cool is such a weird mindset

Best we can do is a pardon

My name could me male or female too. When i was little i had long-ish hair and a high pitched voice. A lot of strangers always assumed i was a girl. In hindsight i don’t care and it never really mattered, but i still remember how annoying that was for me. Ironically tho, later i always played in a woman’s team (like volleyball, tgat was like 90% women) because they were nicer to be around with than dudes.

If you kill a baby to smoke crack through it’s asshole, it’s actually fine. I learn so much here.

People drink milk that they have to steal from another species but if you tell someone that you tried breast milk from a human, you are called weird or gross. I personally wouldn’t try it, but i find cow or whatever milk so much worse.

The guy is basically a Republican, but i guess he’s not satanhitler so that’s a plus

Is that when you fart in your hand and throw it at someone?

And never drink water

If americsns weren’t do damn horny for guns they would’ve maybe thought some time ago that some backwards slave owners maybe haven’t figured it all out all that time ago

It makes it just so much harder when you spawned into a pvp zone.

Yea i don’t know why it should. Hey remember that fascist pedophile warmonger scam artist we elected twice, maybe a third time or forever? Nah we cool now.

Overeducated is a slur in america

Just imagine hearing a BANG at night and you look around for bullet holes, only to find out it was your neighbour’s mouse trap and you need a new dog.