Driving off someone from being online, as a troll, because it gives you a thrill.
This is an awfully specific flex, but it is a flex nonetheless, that people do feel to boast about. Because it’s just another form of a power-trip. Congratulations, you’ve driven away someone who could’ve been a contributory member of a community to make yourself feel better by orchestrating lies, performing witch hunts and huddling with your troll buddies in ways to figure out how to process this.
There’s nothing prideful about this to flex over.
Buying an expensive car that you didn’t build and don’t know how it works.
The typical bullshit midwestern work ethic “I just worked 30 billions hours of overtime this week!”
As a European, I thought that was a universal American thing.
Where I come from, the opposite attitude exists - you’re supposed to enjoy life and take it easy.
Not entirely the USA, and older generations tended to embody it more.
Nurses holding their pee and working 4-5x12hs a week. Hon you’re in danger and gonna get real weird bladder problems.
I have a coworker who brags a lot about how much he drinks and how little he sleeps. Unsurprisingly, he’s one of the worst at his job.
The wildest part was learning he was 6 years younger than me. I would have guessed he was 10 years older from how bad he looks.
Loud vehicles. What they think is cool is actually annoying everyone else.
A lot of them think it’s cool specifically because it annoys other people. It’s antisocial behavior.
As someone who is fairly physically active, flexes that risk people’s health are especially irritating to me. Training to the point of injury or even through injury is not impressive; it’s stupid.
“I just tell it like it is.”
Translation: you’re incredibly rude and hide behind “just being honest” so you don’t have to correct your problematic behavior
“I am just being blunt”
Translation: I’m actually an asshole that hides behind mental health issues to justify my shitty behavior and attitude.
Bad/illegal driving. You contribute to an unreasonably high crash rate to be 2 minutes faster, good job.
The thing that was drilled into me is to drive predictably. No sudden lane changes, stay in the fast lanes if you’re going fast and slow lanes if you’re going slow.
It drives me crazy to see people “swimming” in Interstate-speed traffic and I see people do it every day. It’s just a matter of time until every single one of them wrecks, hopefully they don’t hurt anyone else.
Open Highway, driving a little over the limit is fine so long as it’s predictable.
City or residential? Fuck no.
“I’m a quick thinker”, “I think fast”, “I act before thinking”, and similar.
What the person is actually saying is that they’re OK being a dead weight and a burden to the others, due to their poorly thought actions, because they’re too lazy to think properly on things.
I read a job listing recently bragging about the company’s AI usage by saying “One of our engineers hasn’t hand-written a single line of code in 18 months”
Like okay dude…
Anything related to their genetics (height, skin/hair/eye color, … etc) or inheritance.
Show me something you did, not something you’re born with.
mmmm. I mean most times I see this its in the way I might do it. Conversation is about something that seems bad and you say somewhere that your lucky because your X which is not like the bad thing. too short, too tall, fair skinned, etc.
Flexing that they have never read any books.
Iliterat fuks. Their, i sed it.
sed 's/sed/said/g'Speaking of weird flexes…
To be fair I’m impressed
Your not very good at speling.
wooosh?
Woooosh
I don’t think I have seen someone flex about having driven someone off some platform before honestly. I do block a lot though.
volunteering for politicians
the campaigns get money. make them pay.
The campaigns get donations. Some donations are money, and other donations are time. Seems fine to me.
I’ve donated my time. I’ve knocked on doors. I’ve gathered signatures. I’ve phone banked. I’ve given my votes. the worst thing that can happen is they win. I get stabbed in the back every time.
volunteering on a campaign isn’t laudable. it’s for suckers.
Ironic username
demanding people be paid for their work is the most communist position
Women who proudly proclaim that they’re a Bitch, with bumper stickers and whatnot.
Heaven forbid that women reclaim a sexist insult.
thats a common thing with insults though. owning it. I mean I get it. Im like that with nerd or dork or geek.
