This is an article from july…?

Damn that’s good shit. You should make a business of this !

So anyway… time for revenge.

Exactly !

This is Salvador Dali level stuff

Damn it’s hard for me to believe this is complete shit. It’s really convincing

That reads like a movie by the bastard son of Jim Jarmusch and Woody Allen

lmao

sorry for your loss

I literally just woke up from one. I was right outside our house and the neighbour’s family were in the process of building a foot bridge to the field behind the house. They had dug up part of the steep hill just next to the house, leveled a small area and placed big rocks in a circle (makeshift seats) with the idea to have tale nights there, possibly with a fire in the middle. While hanging around the works, a friend of the family learns of my intention to grow weed and offers their field, up the hill, adding that his dad should completely okay with it.

A second later I see a couple I’ve never met before, europeans, young -strap themselves on a harness tied to a zipline that’s connected to somewhere in the ocean. I zipline with them to figure out where they’re going : it’s a friend of theirs standing on a small, barely emerged rock in the middle of the bay, holding the other end of the zipline. We land on the rock. A girl in a kayak passes nearby, taunts me. I lose balance, fall in the water. My life jacket keeps me face down in the waves. I drown.

heheheh

This guy needs to be socialized, split up between everybody. And his fortune too

yea we use Starlink at home, otherwise it’s ADSL that barely works -and I mean barely- and costs the exact same.

never heard of it

they stack eggs in 3D ?!

144 ? is that 9 times 16 ? I’m trying to figure out the carton shape

wow, they sell eggs in powers of two ?

edit do you routinely buy eggs by the hundreds ? is that 8 times 16 eggs ? 16 times 8 eggs ?