The death of Tryanny and all it’s orange forms
“Xi Reads History Book; Realizes Taiwan Isn’t Part of China After All”
“AfD Banned”
EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT NOW
Full story p9Russia defeated in Ukraine
“Putin Dead”
Too easy… “Putin sentenced for life in Hague tribunal”
Trump sentenced to 400 years solitary confiment after being found guilty.
Drug found that can extend life to 500 years.
A quick death is too good for some
>invents immortality
>sentenced to life in prisonheheheh
“So much new housing has been built, everyone can now afford buying their own before their 40s”
or better
“Corporations in fatal decline as most of the economy is now organised via cooperatives”
Actually most buisnesses in Europe arent corporations, because they dont really have shareholders.
Trump Found Dead on Toilet
Netanyahu Assassinated, Israel Collapses
Putin Dead of Colon Cancer, Russia Retreats from Ukraine
Socialist Revolution in North Korea
Myanmar Rebels Unite and Overthrow Junta
Sudanese Anarchist Republic Recognized by UN General Assembly
Saudi Royal Family Flees Capital During Violent Uprising, Interim Government in Talks with Yemen
DRC Enacts and Enforces Stringent Labour Laws, Ebola Cases Low
Canada’s Green Party Elects first Woman Premier
China Enshrines Proportional Representation into Law
Socialist Revolution in North Korea
That would confuse so many right-winger heads.
Could cause the death of trump because he doesnt know who to suck up now
Fr haha
Obituary for CEOs of AI companies
Obituary, but I keep getting the wrong ones.
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
people now able to humanize those they do not understand
I think most people are able. Knowing how to act on it and being willing to do so are the two real problems here.
The one that we are all waiting for. He can’t have that much time left. Recreational sales will reach record numbers that day. Parties will be had. The next day will suck, but for that day—that night—we will fucking party hard.
I’ll just say it’s an obituary and be confident that I won’t need to say more.
There’s an old Soviet joke:
A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of Pravda, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away.
After a few weeks of this the seller just has to ask what’s going on: “why do you always look at the cover but never inside?” “I’m looking for an obituary.” “An obituary? But those are in the back!” “Oh no, the obituary I’m looking for will be on the front page.”
In rapid succession:
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Sustainable energy now open-source
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Rewilding commons yields global benefits
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Atmospheric CO2 reaches pre-industrial levels
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World Food Programme ends human hunger
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World Rejoices in universal debt jubilee
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Humanity achieves intergenerational wealth for all
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First Contact Consensus: Together, We Ascend
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“Ram prices plummet- Solid state memory overstock reaching critical levels”
