This is why I opted out of having kids.

Imagination.

It’s a candybar that doesn’t exist.

I’m fat and gay.

This sentiment is a lot more common than you think. While it is true there’s no atheists in the foxholes, most of us were christians who believed we were going to Hell. Like most of us saw ourselves as the bad guys. It was pretty uncommon for guys there to think they’re good in any way.

We signed up for free college and now we’re in Iraq… why? What did Iraq do to us? Why are they the ‘bad guys’ in any way when we attacked first?

Bots on Lemmy?! If these bots are not self-hosted, I’m gonna file a complaint!

Gonna be real as an old and fat and gay millennial, I’m actually pretty optimistic about Zoomers and Alphas. I think they are gonna become more anti-tech and move into a more analog kind of lifestyle. I have a ton of zoomer friends who are deleting social media accounts or even gettingh dumbphones, and my 13 year old niece was even asking me about how to burn CDs or transfer stuff to VHS tapes.

Yeah, I’m being optimistic about them. I think they’re gonna be okay.

Telling a gamer to clean their ass is like telling a dog to stop licking its own balls. SMH my head, let’s work together to end gamerphobia.

I’d like to stay and chat, but I have to go call my government issued transgender girlfriend slurs now. ttyl to you all later

War. Having been in the Army, this is now why I’m anti-war. Nobody deserves that. Even if you’re a League of Legends fan.

My hot take is we’re never going to achieve AGI. So I just don’t think it’ll ever “be able to do it all.”

Yeah, she does. But I love her anyways.

Boy Lois, this is worse than that time I [ Removed by Reddit ]

They can’t do that either because every ‘cel’ worth their salt hates themselves as well.

Hey Lois, if voting doesn’t matter then why do billionaires dump so much money into elections?

> be me

> purchase tesla flying car

> fly over all the traffic

> feelsgoodman.jfif

> decide to take it as high as possible

> ohhellyeah.lib.tar

> realize I forgot to pay my $200 a month subscription to continue flying

> car begins to plummet

> panic

> I crash into a kid’s birthday party and my car explodes, causing a massive electric fire killing me and everyone there

> feelsbadman.docx

I will say, as an old and fat and gay millennial, Gen Z actually does make me optimistic with this trend I noticed of a lot of them rejecting newer tech and going more analog.

I even know a few who tossed out their smartphones for dumbphones and some of my other Gen Z friends asked me for help on how to burn CDs.

I dunno, with how bad things are these days, this is something that gives me hope.

I banned my government issued transgender girlfriend from buying more games on Steam until she beat all the games she already owns.

She bought so many hentai games, I had to cover rent for her, so like come on. What do you mean you bought Echo Point Nova 2 years ago AND YOU DIDN’T EVEN INSTALL IT?!

Femcels who hate men and incels who hate women should just fuck each other.

Probably a smaller model of Gemma like Gemma 3n. I use a model of Gemma for my router though I forget which one specifically.

Close. Esoteric Role Play.