Femcels who hate men and incels who hate women should just fuck each other.
They can’t by definition, but they can go fuck themselves
They can’t do that either because every ‘cel’ worth their salt hates themselves as well.
I’m polite and if you give me enough caffeine, I also vibrate. 😤
Keep me away from caffeine long enough, believe it or not, also vibrate!
The biggest benefit to a human partner is the self cleaning process (some of them are better at this than others)
Every time I finish on my wife she says “do y’all wipe down your wives or do you let em crust?” while I’m looking for a shirt/towel.
Am I the only one that finds this kind of bitterness and dehumanization just really fucking sad…?
To be honest, I find gender wars to be the stupidest thing to even “war” about. I’m just glad I’ve been taught that both men and women can be dicks and cunts, respectively. Gender wars isn’t even a thing when i was growing up.
Blame social media for dividing a wedge and bringing up the least salient points between the two sexes. Algorithm needs to be regulated.
I think that in the right context it’s funny. If people are serious when making these statements, the. No, not funny.
This community may not be for you if this is something you really don’t enjoy.
Yes, we are all aware that characterizing a person solely by their genitalia is both reductive and crude, but for the purposes of this joke you could choose to see it as funny instead of sad and perhaps use it as an opportunity to reflect on how to improve your outlook on life through humor.
Ok fartwad 💨🤲🫴
Whatever, Fleshlight that cries.
Aren’t we all just fleshlights that cry?
Some of us are rude sex toys that don’t even vibrate
Some of us can be both.
Welll, if you wanna get topological up in here, humans are donut-shaped, soo…
Okay, we’re like a weird donut that caught a few bubbles while baking
I find it infuriating personally
No, but we don’t shout as loudly as they do.
I’m going to hell for this
And then they fucked, each one trying to make the other scream louder each turn.
best ending
Mother Nature got the formula right, poets embelished the description of it but I still wonder why people don’t spend more time fucking instead of fucking with each other.
Bit of a self burn really
Girl can’t even get a dude aroused enough to make him vibrate
Everyone here’s an asshole
Isn’t that the point?
Hell is other people
i feel like anything said in response that isnt an escalation gets a pass
the moral ground in an argument is silly
I was going to downvote this trash before I noticed what community this is.
Is this where Lemmy culture is at? We’re laughing at rape jokes now? The 180+ of you who upvoted this should be ashamed of yourselves
I don’t see the rape joke, just an attempt at a humourous retort on the theme of people having emotional needs whereas sex toys don’t.
I think I figured out the leaps in logic: “That cries” must mean “during sex” must mean because it’s non-consensual. Which I guess makes a little sense if you latch on to “don’t even vibrate” for context?
But either way, if we’re being that over the top then anyone being called a sex toy means that they have no agency, rude or not.
This website turned from a viable Reddit alternative into a chud hangout in the span of about 2 years. Every time I give it a chance shit like this pops up on my feed with zero community pushback
Explain how it is a rape joke first.
You know you can curate your feed right? Like maybe blocking the “I’m going to hell for this” comm would help your outlook.
The fact that this is at the top of the feed says enough about the culture here. All this is going to do is scare away people who were looking for a way out of Reddit.
It’s not a rape joke. You misunderstood the post then got mad about the perceived intent.
There is no rape joke. Are you trolling?
You can’t laugh at two crude sexists being awful at each other?
Which of the two has more rights than the other? Which is more likely to have their bodily autonomy removed by law in most of the world? Which is statistically more likely to be raped or killed by a partner or relative? I’ll give you a hint: it’s not the one referring to people as flesh lights.
Dorks like you that believe only women are allowed to make sexist jokes are a big part of why kids fall into the manosphere. That unique combination of whining and patronizing hypocrisy does nothing for anyone.
It’s one thing when it’s unprompted, but this galling refusal to not even be able to take dark humor in someone giving as good as they just got in the exact currency they just used is just obnoxious.
Woo boy you are a good writer, damn.
…all of which of course makes it okay for them to refer to people as sex toys. They’ve earned that right. That’s… how that works.
whatever, blowup doll that whines.
Why isn’t she in the kitchen?
Cause the guy isn’t in the shed.
This isn’t even a good joke
god i hope this is a bit. there ain’t no WAY “buh buh women kitchen” guy still exists unironically, right?
…right?
I’m mostly amazed anybody thinks it’s serious.
Exactly. We’re in “I’m going to hell for this” and people miss the joke? Ugh
