Jerk off

Do you put out on the first date?

Mean he’s a mark ass bitch.

I’m not but your mom is fearless.

Micropenis Steve!

Probably because they are all on fire.

BYE!

No one on lemmy needs a friend’s list.

I love you daddy!

Are you my dad?

I did not pay your mom after sex. Sex was bad.

Totally different business I actually give the people what they want.

You’re weird go to the end of the line.

Jerking dudes off behind a dumpster is recession proof employment.

I jerk off and smoke weed way to much

Your mom and the rugby team gangbang thing.

Shitty thing is they won’t hire more cashiers when they shut these off.