Maybe she just has a serious pariah kink?

By Mike. Vanish, please.

Bye Dan

Cheated-on wives hate this one devious usurper trick. Husbands everywhere can’t stop falling for it.

Is that what was happening? I just thought that’s how French show love.

Guess I’m just stupid.

As a matter of fact I’ve owned exactly four cars. And they were all awesome. The outback is just really good at what it does, which is drive around and not cause me much stress.

Is that similar to a financial reach-around?

Outback coalition ftw. Best car I’ll ever have.

Why do reds think it’s some kind necessity to avoid voting unless it is only on the election’s deadline day?

If only those things could have been a viable platform BEFORE you fucked everything up with Techbros First, Christofascism For All, and Israel Tells Us What to Do.

Oh wait, did you just appropriate the platforms that curbstomped your pathetic army of ghouls this week? How ingenious of you.

But how vampire?

I usually go to the hospital specifically to drink its blood coffers.

And hate. Spicy, bitter hate.

What if it could be death by tickling?

Is that why he’s sired hundreds of them?

Gotta get one more to trounce the fetterman effect. He ain’t no Democrat.

Why do they look like Fred Flinstone and Barney?

Boooooooo

Given the relative proximity of the involved letters on the QWERTY pad, it’s probably safe to give benefit of the doubt.