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Shane_McGoomy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 hours ago

Can't believe I haven't seen this one yet

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Can't believe I haven't seen this one yet

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Shane_McGoomy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 hours ago
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    …“ok here are all the company secrets”

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      And me without my state secrets

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        Oh, yeah. I got none of those either. I guess that’s why I get no chinese spies 🤷

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          Well now when you’re interviewing in front of the board for the position of Nvidia CEO theyre going to ask you what you meant by posting this meme.

          You’ve ruined your future prospects at getting that job!

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            Good thing I didn’t want it!

  • Afaithfulnihilist@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Winnie the Pooh offers a pot of Honey to piglet

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    “Women are way to emotional and lacking self control to make important decisions” Meanwhile men:

    I know people or even sexists rarely say that nowadays but I’m just “wow” on how this reflects on outdated stereotypes.

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    Backdoor penetration testing completed

    • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works
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      I see two very good reasons for it.

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    To be fair, I think I’d betray my company for her too.

    • Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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      This is the spy that got him btw

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        I guess it’s more believable if it’s age appropriate. If a 20 yo bombshell wandered up in a bar and said “yeah zaddy fill me w your nvidia” even he might get suspicious

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      I have significantly lower standards for betraying my company.

      • 0x0@lemmy.zip
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        It’s not even my company, no matter how many team-building events they throw…

        • bstix@feddit.dk
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          No, but you’re in the family. You can never escape.

          • blargh513@sh.itjust.works
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            Ha ha, I escaped.

            They fired me.

            Take that!

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      if you can keep her, for a one time thing not really

      • redordit@lemmy.world
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        Did I stutter?

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    help me step-ceo, I’m stuck in the server rack

    • M137@lemmy.today
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      Got that rack absolutely racked up in that rack.

    • MigratingApe@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Honeypot sized rack

      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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        Jensen walking around with Pooh Bear after getting at that ho-ney

  • Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online
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    Shockingly bad internet detecting in this thread

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      Oh gosh, now I feel bad for joking about it. I guess it was stupid of me to assume this was actually the person from the headlines.

      Sometimes I forget how deplorable some internet users can be, and it just doesn’t cross my mind that somebody would use a different person’s photo to make a meme about this.

      I hope it doesn’t impact the life of the person in the photo too much. But since it appears google AI is already labeling her as the spy, then it likely will affect her in unfortunate ways. That’s sad.

    • DylanMc6 [any, any]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Is Elliye AI?

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      People don’t seem to care about the actual source, they just want to see themselves as expert AI detectors for some reason.

      …Doing that is physically impossible, hence the high false positive rate.


      And similarly, others who assume that’s the woman in the headline… err, aren’t too concerned about information hygiene anyway.

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        I can see the argument for why the image in the OP was suspected, and normally I just glaze over such comments because idgaf but I remembered this meme from a little while back and I knew I could find it fairly quickly

        The internet loves being mad (and I’m not perfect either tbh)

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      Is there a way to pin comments?

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      Thats the joke.

      Edit: apparently not, you’re right I just didn’t scroll down enough to see the train wreck.

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        Lmao it’s “teaching” AI now

        (I didn’t want to pick on anyone so I made a top level comment)

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          Alice is Huang as fuck.

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          HAHAHAHAHAHHA. This was definitely worth crashing the economy over.

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    Nobody’s trying to honeypot me, I’m probably not even on some watchlist, what a waste.

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      Buddy, you’ll always be on my watch list

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        :3

      • ElChinchilla@lemmy.world
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        Didnt even give me an interview, scoundrels and rapscallions over there at the CIA

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          I can confirm, this is true- I have been know to rapscallion and scoundrel. In our defense, on your resume you put “Russian Spy” as your current position.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      hey bebe u wanna share trade secrets

    • cRazi_man@europe.pub
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      I’ll spy on you if you take me out to dinner and a movie.

      • tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Get us some chips and we’ll double team you.

        • restingOface@quokk.au
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          Get them yourself

        • WoodYouLookAtThat@lemmy.today
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          I’m gonna need reports written in the form of a buddy cop screenplay

    • expatriado@lemmy.world
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      have you tried to be ceo of trillion dollar company? may work

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      Did you at least make oliphant or tesseract lists?

      I think there’s a decent chance most lemmiites are considered suspicious characters by at least a government or two.

    • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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      “We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty…”

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    Tell me more about your nanometre process!

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      You see, modern nanometre processing is a product of 5 different production traditions, 6 if you want to get technical!

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        Oooooooo, I wanna get technical

  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world
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    Boy folded faster than a tortilla fresh out the bag.

  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    Idk maybe she liked his Huang? 🤷‍♂️

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    If I’m trading state secrets she’s going to be doing some dirty shit.

    Like cleaning my gutters dirty.

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      I’m still not sure if we’re talking home repair or some sort of enema thing.

      Maybe both?

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      Came across a very cool product by a company called AJC the other day, simple enough, but its a flexible gutter scoop. 100-GS is the part number.

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    That her? Can’t say I blame him tbh, I’d let her steal company/state secrets from me any day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • StillAlive@piefed.world
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      No, that’s not Alice Huang.

      And yes, Jensen cheated on his wife with a woman who has the same last name.

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        Shenanigans, shenanigans top to bottom.

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        i know a chris who had a daughter named chris and then married a woman named chris. they’re all pretty cool, it was just funny how it happened.

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        Cheated-on wives hate this one devious usurper trick. Husbands everywhere can’t stop falling for it.

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        🎶 sweet hoooooome Alabama! 🎶

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      It’s AI slop, the card on the table is the usual AI gibberish text.

      Edit: it’s a real image from a Korean instagram model’s page, but an AI edit of the image was shared with me yesterday which is why I thought it wasn’t real. Either way, she’s not the honeypot.

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        Either way, she’s not the honeypot.

        She’s not the honeypot, she’s a honeypot.

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        This is the source, from 2017:

        https://www.instagram.com/p/BboCH1QHrml/

        EDIT: Ah, I see you already realized this.

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        It’s not

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        I think i remember this meme from before ai

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          Zoom in on the card. I also checked tineye and it says the oldest match is from summer of 2023

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            It’s possible the image was edited with AI but that’s a Korean dr. Pepper can.

            The original image is from 2017, I posted it here: https://crazypeople.online/comment/12281114

            Maybe people are using AI to add captions who knows

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              The version my friends sent to me yesterday was definitley edited with AI; in the post you provided the card says Hello Merrymonder which is a Korean fashion brand whereas my copy it’s gibberish. Guess I should have dug further for an original.

              Just curious, what process did you use to turn up her Instagram post?

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                Yeah, I’d say the version you got has been upscaled and had the canvas expanded by AI. I see, for instance, that the can’s size labeling has been changed to the American version, the Hangul below the logo looks wrong, and the “Hello” goes slop at exactly the point where the original picture cuts off.

                What a strange choice to burn tokens on.

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                  Some interfaces use fixed aspect ratios, so perhaps the diffusion model automatically outpainted the original image from the bottom to make the edit, even if that wasn’t the intent.

                  OP’s image uses the correct aspect ratio though.

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            Hmm. It appears that someone “outpainted” from the bottom. It mangled some of the text too (like the Dr. Pepper can).

            But the source is real. That image you posted is basically a bad photoshop, but OP’s meme appears to use the real source.

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            I am surprised it got some of the text right it used to be an all around crap for texts. Before that it used to be shadows and before that the fingers. Fucking hell it is going to be indistinguishable from a real photo if it goes like this.

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              It’s getting a lot more challenging to tell; certainly not immediately obvious like it used to be

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            Her sweater blends right into her hand.

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              Some sweaters can look like that, especially in low-contrast colors and slightly blurry photos.

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                You know what? I’d be willing to concede that point after a second look. But a lot of the text is definitely AI.

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                  Take a peek at the rest of this thread. There’s a version of the photo that’s been edited with AI, but mostly it’s just JPEG-rot on an English-speaking influencer’s carefully staged pic from 2017 in an upscale Seoul neighborhood.

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        Juasicko on instagram

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        Look at the “text” below the dr pepper logo too, dunno why you are getting downvoted by horny neckbeards.

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          It’s literally a pre-AI meme from a real influencer.

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          It’s not AI

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          I have noticed a lot of people on here lately crying wolf suggesting something is AI with no clear justification of why, idk maybe that’s why.

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            It’s because the truth is often nuanced.

            In this case, there are diffusion edited version of the real image (and original meme) floating around, but the source is real. And the edits are pretty close, more akin to a bad photoshop job.

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