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21 hours agoI’ll chip in a few bucks for the electricity and cables, maybe we can boost him for a few minutes. Worst that could happen is we end up with some roasted turtle.


I’ll chip in a few bucks for the electricity and cables, maybe we can boost him for a few minutes. Worst that could happen is we end up with some roasted turtle.


To be fair he’s also incapable of processing the most basic things.


Is he feeling out for places to run and hide in case his election rigging goes south on him?
I don’t have room for any more guns from last election, so I just break in and hide little pride flags where they’ll never find them and rub my mysterious genitalia on all the door handles before I leave.
That’s what I did for a lot of my music… ripped them all and put the originals in storage. They’re safe and sound and will last longer than any backup I could have made would.
Now If I could only get my kids to not pillage my stuff before I’m dead that would be nice…