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This is why I voted early so that I can rob republicans homes on election day. I’m going to get so many guns
I don’t have room for any more guns from last election, so I just break in and hide little pride flags where they’ll never find them and rub my mysterious genitalia on all the door handles before I leave.
I’d my mysterious handles on his door genitalia?
he said what he said
Man door hand hook car door.
i understand that Antifa® also plans to grab any Rwpublican voters found out of their homes and do sex change operations on them!
I’m the assistant to the regional manager of Antifa and I can confirm this is true.
Dude, you go vote yourself. You hear me? Go vote yourself!
Hey Narrator, you go vote! <3
Hey, isn’t this the Official Antifa Club Card™
I did 2 days ago. No lines for early voting in my county.
They are not just going to grab the Maga House
They are going for Maga’s Senate too.
You’re going to heaven for this.
Really. Excluding reactionaries from the political process is a good thing.
They ain’t ready for my shenanigans there 😆
True Patriots are Antifa.
America was literally created to escape Tyranny and Fascism.
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On paper, sure. In execution… only if you were wealthy land owners.
Woooosh
Going to heaven for this
The real patriots warning our fellow
republicanscitizens, you are an angel!It’s a false flag operation by Antifa to get Republican voters to stay home on election day ;)
shush!
Shhhhh 🤫
Exactly. And anyone with any sense has a gun safe, even though it’s impossible to find a good hiding spot for one.
