Every time I finish on my wife she says “do y’all wipe down your wives or do you let em crust?” while I’m looking for a shirt/towel.

A “real” libertarian (you know, the mythical true Scotsman) pointed out that they actually chose the worst occupation. A bunch of libertarians believe that the state should have cops to protect private property and nothing else.

I think they have a point, but the fact that that’s what they take issue with is endlessly hilarious.

With wow forever on the horizon, it’s more likely than you think!