Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
Me, playing the bad enabler parent: Oh, come on, Cardboardboxfort. He’s just a baby. We should give him at least one little war.
Would you like that? Do you want a little war? Yes, you do! Yes, you do! Playfully shakes a long, wiggly rattle over your head moments before its other end bites you
I’ve heard this being called the Blue Nuke
Jaws in the Ass
That’s just a sequel to Teeth (iykyk)
Did we run out of powdered milk? Are we on toast now?
Nope. Live with the mystery. 😜
In all seriousness though, I was angry when I made that comment
“Welcome to Planet Dirt”(1)
“I think our universal translator is broken. It sounded like you said ‘Planet Dirt’”
“I did.”
“What are some of the deserts on this planet?”
“Well, the Desert desert, the Desert desert, the Desert desert.”(2-4)
“You said the word ‘desert’ six times. Whatever. What is this particular location called?”
“I don’t know what you just said.”(5)
“Now I know my universal translator is busted.”
(1) Earth
(2-4) Gobi, Sahara, Mohave
(5) Yucatan
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Not me, but I just discovered that my spouse is inept at closing doors
Edit: I was angry when I commented this. Also my deleted comment was a result of Comment Mitosis™ Feel free to downdoot it just because. I did.
Pours Mtn Dew onto steel beams.
Steel beams disintegrate
I guess batteries can’t melt steel beams
The Lord of the flies ⤵️ Children fucking suck
⬅️ The UK fucking sucks 👀
I was originally gonna go with the username SourGrapes, but I decided to use a generic green dragon picture as my pfp and changed it to SourDragon. The character grew from there.
I appreciate the question. Have a nice day ☺️
Just my name.
From my bio:
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
It’s just a character.
I think the crypt keeper Christopher Walken gets a pass
By the time she was two, she’s legally wasn’t mine anymore, so no
I gave birth once. Would rather never experience that hell again.
MapQuest seems to be the Mamdani of map apps. They just keep cranking out W after W
Be in the worst debt imaginable when it’s time to pay it back
Edit: many of the top comments have the same idea. What kinda world do we live in where this is the more agreed upon answer than anything else?