Neo Nero fiddler crab while RAM burns

I was in The City once and saw someone walking their pig. Lease contract had cats and dogs but not pigs. I didn’t know the people so their place could have been a sty.

95% of Lemmy would buy the album, though

Probably throw it on the wish list and pick it up on a sale

“falling”

What I find really, really, helps is jumping on the bed until you hit your head on the ceiling and just pass the fuck out wherever you land.

Ask him to put his fist in your butthole and then take your butthole to the bracelet store and they will measure it

I have a cat or two that purr a lot. I do not care for sound machines but purr machines are great.

I got a piece of paper and a marker and filled in the boxes on the paper with the marker. It was a little embarrassing to be honest. Are the Sharpies rigged? I used my own Sharpie if that makes a difference.

Who will fash the fashmen?

Black Pete better known as Zwarte Piet is Dutch in origin

When you want to fuck the environment at the same time

If they look like business people you are legally obligated to hold them upside down by their ankles and shake any money or vehicles for money out of their pockets and spend it however you want.

Are those flecks of shit or melanated ladybugs on The Hulk’s asshole?

D. 1976, 1996, 1987, 1937, 1955, etc. I would be worried if more of the cast was still alive.

Those are Pit Viper glasses. You can wear Oakleys and not scream “douche nozzle” but Pit Vipers take you to the top of the bell tower and scream it to the whole town.

I treat my computer with respect. The RAM sticks I have in there are all I have to retire on.

Cops are going to go ape shit if their supply of cans of Pepsi gets cut off.

Come and take it