All I can think of is a package deal where you get a strap on and a butt plug with truck nuts hanging off of it.

Something akin to “billy-goating” if I recall my highschool terminology correctly.

It’s their company, so this is just an undisclosed advertisement.

Fuck, that got me.

It’s like how the outside fork is the salad fork.

Lol did I just learn about mushers wax for your asshole?

The lube on the average condom tastes terrible.

I agree that phones should just come with an aux port, but I’ve also never experienced the issues with wireless earbuds that I see other people talk about.

In fact I think my original airpod pros lasted longer than any pair of wired earbuds I’ve owned. I had them for years and they were still working fine when I lost one. Currently I use wired earbuds to help keep track of them.

I like the idea of Apple’s leadership working on a princess bride model. Tim Apple is simply a title that gets handed down