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Hell, he even let Vince McMahon sire Don Jr.

Takes a lot of practice to let the index finger go limp while gripping with the other two.

And also not grip it tight enough it pops the lid off and contaminates the entire pizza topping table with Copenhagen™

I can dislocate my arm/shoulder joint at will. It was cool as a kid; I could pull them far enough out of the joint to pinch my fingers around the collarbone. I still probably could, but now I’m old and haven’t hit my insurance deductible for the year, so not gonna try.

Guillotines it is, then.

I can replace insoles, I can mend the uppers, but once the soles start letting water in, then it’s time for retirement.

Guess that’s a skill I should learn.

Protip: E6000 craft adhesive works magic.