So fucking unhinged.
His first public appearance after his catastrophic wipeout was at the ballroom to talk about the ballroom.
Crazypants.
When Hitler was in his bunker at the end of the war he spent a lot of time reviewing the plans for grand monuments and architecture for Berlin. Same vibes here.
Funny you should mention that; this was making the rounds…
Trump reacts to the 2026 midterm election results
I particularly like this version:
Looks like dementia donny got the wrong personYep someone suggested her but Donny thought of him.
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
Is that gum?
Oh, boys!
Stranger still, Dana White is not the least qualified for the job so far.
All the job entails is keeping a straight face when telling bald-faced lies to the entire nation. He’ll probably be pretty good at it.
I’m pretty sure this is just proof that Trump finds bald men as sexy as overly young blonde women.
But, how is his ass?
The Undertaker and other WWE legacy cast were not available
Just when you think the bar cannot go lower, or shit could not get more stupid.
White, who has no fighting record or governmental record, has owned UFC since 2001. If he accepts the job, he would be Trump’s seventh press secretary, replacing Katie Zacharia, who lasted just under a week on the job before being fired by Trump on October 19th.
It is unclear how White’s potential position in the federal government would impact his other roles, such as co-leader of Zuffa Boxing, a joint venture with the head of Saudi Arabia’s General Entertainment Authority. But it would not be Trump’s first collaboration with this magnate of the combat arts. In June, White’s company built a tarantula-like stage on the White House lawn to host a birthday cage fight for the President. (“It will never happen again,” White said afterwards.)
Beyond that, “the UFC and Dana White arguably helped Trump get elected,” as Kyle Green, a sociologist at SUNY Brockport who writes on the intersection of sports and politics, told my colleague Inae Oh in June. “They put him in contact with Joe Rogan, who puts him in contact with all the other podcast bros. That really helped Trump, especially in the last election.” Likewise, Green said, the UFC can attribute much of its newfound mainstream popularity to having a fan in the White House.
Obviously this would be another trumpster-fire-disaster like the last one, BUT something tells me this ‘violent fighter warrior’ is smart enough to stay the fuck out of a burning turd circus tent with a demented sociopath and his pet Göebbels.
I mean, I assume he saw the beatdown last week and knows it won’t help him at all.
But then maybe he just wants to get his viloent hands on a dumpster full of corrupt MAGA-Saudi cash and retire to Vegas or wherethefuckever these people go to be old.
But it would not be Trump’s first collaboration with this magnate of the combat arts.
No, he tends to keep going back to the same well(s).
Hell, he even let Vince McMahon sire Don Jr.
Yeah, he’s . . . not smart.
Well. At least it was not a blond bimbo who looked like his daughter.
Probably has a nice bum, then.
(I also find it funny he turned it down.)
Of course he turned it down, thankless job
I was thinking the pay was awful, too.
Checking for onion… Checking for onion… Onion where are you…
Dana White isn’t MAGA enough in my opinion. Hilariously though I think he has enough practice with pressers where he says nothing that gets anyone into trouble that he could actually do a relatively decent job.
