all the grass is dead and covered in brake dust what do

You’re like that guy in an episode of Friends that no one liked because he thought interacting with other humans in any way was beneath him.

Lol you’re missing out on the galactic orgy crumbum.

And trump didn’t just die, he died on a toilet. OR he was given 500 years of life to serve a 400 year prison sentence.

Also also, this thread is for fun. Do you know what fun is?

Massive Galactic Orgy Underway!

>invents immortality  
>sentenced to life in prison

Fr haha

Trump Found Dead on Toilet

Netanyahu Assassinated, Israel Collapses

Putin Dead of Colon Cancer, Russia Retreats from Ukraine

Socialist Revolution in North Korea

Myanmar Rebels Unite and Overthrow Junta

Sudanese Anarchist Republic Recognized by UN General Assembly

Saudi Royal Family Flees Capital During Violent Uprising, Interim Government in Talks with Yemen

DRC Enacts and Enforces Stringent Labour Laws, Ebola Cases Low

Canada’s Green Party Elects first Woman Premier

China Enshrines Proportional Representation into Law

Or the beans? Or soap? Not even any möths…

o7

Because your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries. Now start shitposting or I shall taunt you a second tiemeh.

In my limited experience (I found a succulent leaf on the street) the only skill one would need is to remind themselves to water it, like once a week maybe. All you have to do is drop it into a pot with some soil and water it every now and then. Maybe some succulents are more finicky though. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*Also, it’s pretty cool to watch. Like the original leaf slowly shrinks and dries out as the new leaves are formed.

There will always be a horny poster on lemmy. It’s part of the natural order of things.