Fuck Christians

I’m pretty sure he’s unable to speak.

Deathbed confessional, ask forgiveness and you’re in

Ive had that happen before. It’s extremely unsettling for a short while, but I just assumed it was a dream bleeding through as I was waking up.

Nixon was a bad precedent and never should have been pardoned.

Shit human being

I still have a shirt with the logo on the front and “Ninjas are cool and by cool I mean totally sweet” on the back.

Relevant

Who the fuck would vote for this asshole?

Joe mama motherfucker

Joe

Definitely. They’re like money sucking vampires.

Man, I remember that. Those dudes were massive. Look like they could bear hug trees and rip them out of the ground.

I don’t remember where I heard it, but it’s something like:
The path to fascism is paved with “you’re overreacting.”

Exactly. Human greed ensures it.

Cmon man! I need it for heat!

Correct. The democrats just lock the ratchet.

“I’m gonna finger-bang-bang you into my life”

Cracker is a particular type of white person and I haven’t heard anyone seriously say the word honky for decades. You’re overreacting.