I thought it was the gays that caused hurricanes?
Some, yeah, using our nefarious gay hurricane machines. It went out of fad when we started working on our moon base for the Grand Conversion Death Ray.
If god made men as himself, and found the man needed a woman to do not feel lonely… that mean he also created at least one goddess for himself, right? But so there are now more than just one god… Or does he keep company to himself with his hands?
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design a thing with a reward system that trains it to take a certain action *
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get upset at your creation because you didn’t want it to do what your design led it to do *
Sounds kind of like what some of those AI company people do.
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Stress makes creatures get hormonal, so we can assume that floods and hurricanes are a sign we should do more, not less.
No hurricanes where I live, so I guess my masturbation doesn’t bother Jesus.
You keep sending us terrible leaders
Have you ever fucked in a storm?
10/10
I am a visual learner
It’s his own fault for making the hurricanes so sexy.
Not this year. Notice how there hasn’t been a single hurricane? Perfectly normal, carry on masturbating.
Yeah, and if we stop wanking, the hurricanes will continue
CRANK THAT HOG BROTHERRRRRRRRRR
HELL YEAH BROTHER I DIDN’T HEAR THAT FIRST BIT THOUGH BECAUSE YOU SAID IT A BIT QUIETLY AND I HAVE POOR HEARING BUT I’M AFRAID OF THE DOCTOR SO I CAN’T DO MUCH ABOUT IT AWWOOOOOO
But I just bought this very nice lube :(
I wonder if people outside of the USA even get what that means.
It means that they prefer very large dildos and buttplugs?
The US in no way have a monopoly on Christian fundamentalism.
But not all Christian fundamentalists are obsessed with cutting off pieces of baby penises. That’s largely an American thing.
Metzitzah B’peh.
I don’t think Jews are Christian fundamentalists.
Christ was Jewish… checkmate!
Not sure if username checks out or not…
Im not christian or USian, im just gay uwu
Gross!! …Using “uwu” unironically? Nasty that.
But I like using “uwu” :c
A friend’s name is Uwe. Must be a cousin of him.
Masturbating doesn’t warrant hurricanes.
But using fossil fuels and methane to run your hyperscale data centers absolutely does.
See how I connected this windmill to a power generator to a jackhammer with a combination dildo/fleshlight on the end? Hurricanes cause the masturbs
