Apparently it’s gay to pay too much attention to cleaning your ass in general.
I didn’t learn about this until my current partner told me she was so happy to see that I had a bidet the first time she came to my place. Apparently there are far too many men out there who actually truly believe that it is somehow ‘gay’ or otherwise ‘bad’ in their eyes to clean their own asses properly.
I dislike having to use the restroom while traveling because there’s almost never a bidet, and we got a bunch of dudes just running around out there choosing to have feces actively living in their cracks??? Still makes me shudder.
My partner showed me a short of a girl who went on a couple dates with a guy, and idk how it came up but the guy proudly proclaimed that “if you wipe it means you’re touching a man’s ass and that’s gay.”
After some back and forth the guy was like “I just met you and I’m not changing my entire personality just to please you.” And the girl said back “I’m not asking you to change your whole personality I’m just asking you to not smell like shit.” LOL.
There’s also a thing where dudes will shit their pants at work and be proud of it?? Then come home and make their wives wash it in the washing machine. Absolutely unhinged behavior.
It’s absolutely not mostly alive. I’m getting contradictory numbers, some say up to 55%, whereas encyclopedia Britannica says 30% of your feces by weight, and a huge proportion of those are dead. But regardless, your intestinal flora that lives on and feasts on your poop, and some of which gets excreted with your poop, is not the poop itself. I was mostly just making a joke, but your poop itself should not be alive. That’s like saying the planet earth is alive because it has trillions of living organisms on it.
Apparently it’s gay to pay too much attention to cleaning your ass in general.
I didn’t learn about this until my current partner told me she was so happy to see that I had a bidet the first time she came to my place. Apparently there are far too many men out there who actually truly believe that it is somehow ‘gay’ or otherwise ‘bad’ in their eyes to clean their own asses properly.
I dislike having to use the restroom while traveling because there’s almost never a bidet, and we got a bunch of dudes just running around out there choosing to have feces actively living in their cracks??? Still makes me shudder.
My partner showed me a short of a girl who went on a couple dates with a guy, and idk how it came up but the guy proudly proclaimed that “if you wipe it means you’re touching a man’s ass and that’s gay.”
After some back and forth the guy was like “I just met you and I’m not changing my entire personality just to please you.” And the girl said back “I’m not asking you to change your whole personality I’m just asking you to not smell like shit.” LOL.
There’s also a thing where dudes will shit their pants at work and be proud of it?? Then come home and make their wives wash it in the washing machine. Absolutely unhinged behavior.
If your feces is alive then I think you’ve got some other problems…
Well then I’m afraid to tell you. Feces is mostly alive.
It’s absolutely not mostly alive. I’m getting contradictory numbers, some say up to 55%, whereas encyclopedia Britannica says 30% of your feces by weight, and a huge proportion of those are dead. But regardless, your intestinal flora that lives on and feasts on your poop, and some of which gets excreted with your poop, is not the poop itself. I was mostly just making a joke, but your poop itself should not be alive. That’s like saying the planet earth is alive because it has trillions of living organisms on it.
Alive by what standards?
It’s a seething mass of bacteria in a feeding frenzy, does that count?
Would probably have fewer problems with smell, waste management, etc if it weren’t alive
Honestly, nobody ever told me growing up to wash my anus… i didnt even start until i was late 20s.
I hate bidets though, i just wipe very thorough and when i shower i get right up in there with lots of soap, at least once per day.
You guys like… Wash the inside ? I feel like I can’t do that as most of the time I hurt myself when I poop 🫣
😵💫 No. Nobody does. The hole should be closed while cleaning, but the balloon knot and the butt cheeks should be washed gently with a mild soap.
Yeah that I do
No no no dont go inside with the soap. Just the doorway at the bottom of the crevice.
Also if it always hurts when you poo, you should see a doctor
I often get constipated for a couple days and when it comes out it’s too big for the door
eat more fiber
Im trying