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Cake day: July 28th, 2023

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  • People usually want them so they can run Christmas lights the wrong way, either because theyve already strung them up backwards or they’re too dumb to figure out a better solution, but the end result if one end is left unplugged is an enormous amount of power just running loose at the exposed end. Even if you just wanted to plug it into the same outlet as a joke, if you plugged one end and touched the prongs on the other end while in the process of plugging the other side in, you’re pretty fucked.









  • It’s absolutely not mostly alive. I’m getting contradictory numbers, some say up to 55%, whereas encyclopedia Britannica says 30% of your feces by weight, and a huge proportion of those are dead. But regardless, your intestinal flora that lives on and feasts on your poop, and some of which gets excreted with your poop, is not the poop itself. I was mostly just making a joke, but your poop itself should not be alive. That’s like saying the planet earth is alive because it has trillions of living organisms on it.



  • A tiny dab of dish soap and hot water on a paper towel has gotten out every stain I’ve ever had on an absorbent surface, especially if you get to it while it’s still wet. Food, drinks, blood, bodily fluids, coconut oil, eyeliner/lipstick/makeup. Literally never come across something that can’t be gotten out with a spot cleaning of dish soap and then laundry if possible. Don’t use too much though, especially if it’s carpet or something that can’t be washed, as a little goes a long way and it can be tough to rinse out of something stationary like carpet or furniture if you use too much.