but 127 guys killed by machine gun fire in a Guy Ritchie movie…ok!

What is illegal to watch in the UK? The Simpsons?
The UK has banned asphyxiation porn.
I’ve had Brexit acquaintances who claimed they had to leave the EU to get rid of silly nonsensical laws.
Meanwhile in the UK:
Brexiteers, in my experience, are very much in favour of silly nonsensical laws, just different ones from the UK, like:
- Demanding Wine be sold in Pints.
- Laws about what flags you’re allowed to fly.
- Laws about what language you’re allowed to have private conversations in.
- Laws about what you are allowed to call things.
They like making laws, just laws that enforce their worldview on others.
on the plus side, maybe all the incest coded porn will get re worked and everyone can stop pretending to be someone’s step-mom all the time.
What kind of country doesn’t let you jerk off to the Simpsons?
one fear
This is why I have an 8 TB drive just for saving porn. Can’t block me from looking at local files (yet) bitches!
DO NOT RESIST CITIZEN, WE ARE JUST CHECKING FOR ANY UNAUTHORIZED HARDWARE OR FILES ON YOUR SYSTEM
IF YOU DO NOT OWN MORE THAN YOUR ALLOTED 4GB OF RAM OR ANY MORALLY OBJECTIONABLE FILES THE FINE IS MUCH LOWER
It also carries a jail sentence for possession, just like CSAM, so you’d be in big trouble if the police ever had to look at your computer for any other reason.
They can have my Simpsons porn when they pry it from my clenched, sticky hands!

Wait. Simpsons videos?
Everyone should have an armageddon spank bank.
Developments in the last 6 or 7 years have shown it to be a prudent course of action
Huh Just in UK right ? Cuz I’m lost
Probably related to this:
On one hand, maybe we as a society should move past child abuse being played for laughs.
On the other hand, a ham-fisted government ban is probably not the right way to accomplish that.





