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What a posie.

House: Flirts with Cuddy, but is in love with Wilson.

It’s not like I can get any more poor. 🤷‍♂️

It does not prevent either of those things. It just makes it harder to eliminate universally since every instance is ran differently and may or may not have been set up properly with good tools that help stop those things.

The decentralized nature of it already prevents it being enshittified. If one instance turns to shit, others will be made to take its place.

If that were true, you could just wait 5 years, Sam. 🤷‍♂️

I was thinking of shellac. Comes from beetles. It’s also used in edible waxes, like what apples are coated in, IIRC.

The Paris thing you mention sounds interesting, but I can’t open the link you posted. :(

a laser studded disco ball descends from the ceiling as a megaphone blares out:

“WEEWOOOWEEWOO LOSER! YOU’RE A LOSER!”

Honey? Bee vomit.

Syrup? Tree blood.

Hotdogs? You don’t even wanna know.

We’ll turn literal cat shit into expensive coffee.

The same ingredient used in candy corn is also used in paint and nail polish.

I always wanted to take this and Operation apart to find a way of combining them to make the “punishment” of failing Perfection more intense. I never had Operation and thought it actually shocked you.

As long as you do it down the middle of the cardboard and not at the ends so the metal cap can fly off and smack you, there’s nothing to fear. I just crack 'em against the corner of the counter top like an egg.

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It’s not fun if I can’t feel the chair I am sitting on strangely.

It’s becoming a “fuck this I’m going somewhere else” experience.

Cool. Now make it a 10x10x10 foot room and figure out how to make the holograms touchable.

Imagine being tucked in by hotel staff and being unable to escape from the bed bugs biting you.

Would it hurt any more than it usually does after eating it normally? 🤔

You know what’s fuckin’ wild? I’ve literally only ever had to do these dumbass “team-building exercises” that treat you like a toddler in kindergarten at jobs where you never actually work as a god damn team. Meanwhile, every job that required working with others in some meaningful way just threw you into the grinder and let you figure it out.