I was thinking seat belts and immediately thought of Graham:

That waitress that asked how I would like my salad cooked instead of how I wanted my steak cooked.

cums so hard it blasts out the other end

Nobody deserves to be trapped in Ohio.

I’m the exact opposite. Give me more feel good comedies.

I remember the good ol’ days… Before AMD owned the Radeon name. I don’t think that’s helping them much.

/u/AskOuija

So I’ve been getting sexually harassed whenever people comment about my height?

My main “favorites” playlist is absolutely full of these songs lol

Oh Yeah by Yello

Breakfast Machine by Danny Elfman (or at least Spinning Plates(?) the song Elfman’s is based on/parodying)

Entrance of the Gladiators by Julius Fucik

The Expanse. Watched all of or at least most of the first season; it didn’t grab me. Partly because it just was a bit slow (I hear it got way better by S3) but also because I happened to get into Altered Carbon around the same time and it grabbed my attention more.

I probably should give The Expanse another shot.

I like 70. Maybe 68 if it’s a super hot day and I want it to cool down quicker.

I never use heat. It doesn’t get cold enough here to need it. At most I’ll turn the defogger on; but leave it on cool 🤷‍♂️

Everyone seeing this meme regardless of their age: “Oof! Ouch! My back-bones!”

Is this a particular breed of cat?

Gray.

We don’t all have to pay to be tied up and whipped. 🤷‍♂️

So many search engines these days don’t even follow the rules you give in the search like using +/- to include/exclude terms or putting things in quotations to search a specific phrase. Your Google-Fu is now irrelevant because of this bullshit.

I was fired for being late because I was stuck in traffic behind a god damn herd of sheep that were crowding the road in front of a farm where another car slammed through the fence when I worked for MCI doing relay.

Onsies.

I learned at a young age from having zipped my dick and/or balls up in my PJs 2 or 3 times to always make sure the zipper is clear before pulling it up.

Lemmy is the shareware version of DOOM (1993).