Bigger (heh) issue is cremation. Fat burns hot. Larger people need specially designed and insulated cremation ovens, because regular cremation ovens can’t handle the extra heat. Big cause of crematorium fires.
crematorium fires.
Firefighters: “Wait, isn’t that the point?”.
Coffins come in different sizes. You can even get two-person coffins.
Side note on this, I believe that episode is where the couple talks about not vaxing their child and that vaccines are just a big business scam.
Damn, nothings changed in 20 years. People still be idiots.
nothings changed in 20 years
no no, I believe the anti vax movement has grown quite a bit since then…
True
Who the hell gets buried with another person?
When someone murders you and your spouse at the same time? Or suicide pacts? Not sure …
Car crash?
Sure. Still it’s a very specific thing to write down in your will. Which I think you’d have to do?
This was a silly question, I just googled images of coffins and realised there is everything from singles, doubles to party sized. I don’t actually know anything about it.
If my kid and I died at the same time I’d want to be buried together.
Conjoined Twins
Rib-bit! 🐸
Looks like caskets, custom coffins, and then the fun part I didn’t realize is oversize graves.
https://farewill.com/articles/how-to-buy-a-coffin-for-someone-with-obesity
So no worries. Your mom won’t be smooshed in like an oversized sardine.
That is the first your momma joke I have heard/read in years.
Sorry, I’ve been too busy with your momma recently to make jokes.
Same!
Who gets buried anymore? No one can afford a coffin, most of us get cremated. I’m going to have to get my ashes in an old coffee can because the urn costs too much.
It is our most modestly priced receptacle.
Actually a friend of mine used a tool box as his urn
… did he use the toolbox in life? Maybe it’s symbolic?
Huh, far out.
Also, dude, just because my family will be bereaved doesn’t make them saps!
And tell no one of this.
who can afford coffins these days anyway? Everyone I know is getting cremated, even in the bible belt
Cremate me, I’ll go up like sterno and light up the night sky
