When I die, spray my remains over the crowd.
Homey wants his wake at a GWAR show
I dont remember that Simpsons episode
I’d rather be shredded, composted, and used to feed some trees, than be pumped full of chemicals and shoved in a box, or spend a few million BTU of fuel just so I can be turned into pollution.
I want to be cremated and my ashes buried under a tree, with the tree being the grave marker.
Must be in Fargo
Definitely speeds up the decomposition process.
I want to be composted and then my bones given to my loved ones to do whatever they want with like articulate or turn into wind chimes or jewelry or whatever they’ll use.
Going into the parking lot at work the other day there was a hearse in front of me with a baby on board bumpper stickier.
Ah yes, the Richard Crafts Special…
Mulch and fertilize.
Human composting is an option in some locations
I choose this option.





