Never once have I zipped up my dick and/or balls.
Some people are blessed more than others brother. No need to tell on yourself
Skill issue.
I thought so too. It was just a repressed memory.
[Serious] How the fuck is this happening to anyone?? Never happened to me before and my best bet is y’all going commando or wearing boxers and “slipping out”.
Yes going commando or boxers
How’d you get the beans above the frank?!
Never got my ball sack caught up in it…
Have you even really tried?
BALLZ
A perfectly fine Carpenters song ruined by one movie.
My husband has a friend that did this a while back while they were hanging out. He was unable to get it unstuck and had to go to the ER, but was too cheap of an Uber so he walked (neither had cars).
I learned at a young age from having zipped my dick and/or balls up in my PJs 2 or 3 times to always make sure the zipper is clear before pulling it up.
There’s PJs with zippers?
Onsies.
I guess you can use buttons but then you might drop a ball when you sit since denim doesn’t flex all that well
You are raising even more questions… Denim PJs?
Is that your penis?
scrotum
I usuall wear underwear to pretect me from this. (Also pulling the zipper is usually the last thing I do when pulling up the trousers)
no
frank and beans!
Button fly. No more words needed.
No, those are TERRIBLE.
