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My contrarian brain:

• 1 inch = 1 cm
• 1 yard = 1 meter
• 1 mile = 1 km

Mangos are kinda underwhelming IMO.

Maga: that’s the goal, yeah.

Couldn’t even wait to taxidermy at first huh.

Like Jon Stewart?

That’s nice, I wish I had those as a kid. Instead my mother would painfully wrench my mouth open and inspect it because she was a drunk asshole.

6. I will not gloat over my enemies’ predicament before killing them.

Not sure how it applies.

It’s amazing the difference an inch makes.

Any biological body can be used to make compost. Unrelated, I just felt like talking about organic farming.

Please remember to spay and neuter your pets.

Why is it right to left, this isn’t Manga.

To be fair, eating monkeys is how you get ebola. Or something.

How about we map a path to govern without a president instead?

It’s a better investment than kalshi. At least you can get fucked up on opiates.

Chainsaws are cheap. Where did they say this cabin was again?

Yes, but also there’s plenty of Democrat bigots. A lot of them are “centrist” and/or “moderate.”

When meat hooks and medieval flails just aren’t enough anymore.

This is the future MAGA wants.

Because a modern “centrist” or “moderate” Democrat is just a Republican from the 80s with some paint slapped over some spots.

When you have no idea how to parent specifically because you’re a fucking monster.