Reddit is a competitive FPS. Full of bots. Everyone’s trying to clown on everyone else with a single devastating shot. People get banned for spurious reasons. The UX keeps getting worse in the name of money. Everyone agrees that it was better before it was super popular. There are various better alternatives, but they never grow out of niche status.
Why did you have to do Zelda dirty like that? Instagram is more like League of Legends. The only way to win is to not play
Twitter is not Wolfenstein, because nobody is shooting the Nazis.
Twitter is Wolfstone 3D with Terror Billy.
Elon has never played those games. He LARPs as a gamer, pretends to know the culture but just pays people to level his characters.
Look up videos of his Path of Exile 2 character lol.
I had a friend-of-a-friend who was actually one of the guys who Elon paid to level his PoE character.
My friend was a streamer, was just chilling playing PoE with other guy. Elon randomly joins the stream, chit chats with them for a while and then PMed the dude
Twitter is not Wolfenstein because nobody can do anything about all the damn nazis. At least BJ could make a difference.
It’s really more like the backrooms. You kinda/sorta just wind up there, nobody can do anything about this nonsense, and it just doesn’t end.
What a dumb fucking take, Wolfenstein is all about brutally slaughtering nazis not platforming them.
I used to hold out hope that it was all an elaborate trap. The longer it goes without snapping the less hope I have.
Pornhub is the Duke Nukem 3D of video streaming sites
Mastodon is the Worms World Party of social media
This comment of mine is the Cookie Clicker of comments
I did my part and clicked upvote. When you get to 10 upvotes buy an autoclicker.
(This reply is the Kittens Game of replies.)
The main reason why Twitter isn’t Wolfenstein is because you can’t shoot the Nazis.
Lemmy is the shareware version of DOOM (1993).
Lemmy.ml is Red Alert 2.
Lemmy is the open-source version of DOOM '93 bundled with the FreeDoom pack. As in, both are programmed by questionable people, but the community has done its darnedest to make it available everywhere regardless
Yep, and it’s running on a Beowulf cluster of Nintendo Game and Watches.
If its running on a dozen copies of the Mario one where you sling beer down a conveyor belt to load trucks we will be okay.
It’s true, every time I log in I hear the music for E1M1.
Standard Lemmy is a mobile port with screen joystick controls.
mlmym/old.lemmy.world is Doom (1993)
Losing my shit over vibeo gane for some reason lmfao
This comment section is the Tumblr of my feed.
Crossing the highway on foot is the Frogger of transportation.
Frogs are the chicken of the pond.
Behold a man.
Behold a man.
Get back in your barrel, Diogenes!
Twitter is crab fishing simulator 2
This comment section is the Skyrim Radiant Quest of Lemmy:
The same thing over and over, pretending to be original because it’s slightly different.
You! You’re finally awake!
Reddit is like the least toxic LoL /all chat you’ve ever hallucinated.
Edit: I swear I dropped an ‘/s’ somewhere…
