I fed my cat, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

No shit.

Sure.

My dad is fucking awesome.

My dad beat the crap out of my mom’s boyfriend for breaking into the garage and smashing the car windows one year on my birthday.

… I, uh, don’t have a lot of other birthday stories.

Edit: This is supposed to be funny.

Stop talking funny and I’ll consider it.

What are the top two?

I learned that same lie from that liar ass little dinosaur cartoon fucker.

That’s a wyvern, not a dragon! Fake and gay! FAKE AND GAY!

This is very similar to several experiences of mine that finally lead to the understanding that, hey, I enjoy getting drunk, stoned, and playing video games with my cat way more than dating and that’s not a bad thing, also that most people in general are boring, can’t put their gods damned phone down and be in the moment for two seconds (not a generational thing, by the way) and are really bad at sex. (also not a generational thing.)

Edit: Also, general PSA, for fuck’s sake, get over your ex before you put yourself on the dating scene. A new relationship will not get rid of your sad feelings, you gotta chew through that shit first.

Sure. Don’t break an arm jerking yourself off that hard, hero.

HA! I’ve gotten this text from my brother, almost verbatim, projection and everything, he later got a professional diagnosis, I still don’t talk to him.

You are all the same one page book. Just a bundle of self-centered, condescending, easily injured little bundle of nerves. Get a personality.

Also, you said that you’re a narcissist, I wasn’t imposing nor diagnosing. Is possible that you arent qualified enough to make a medical diagnosis? Are you sure that you’re a narcissist? Is it possible that you’re wrong/flawed? Maybe you’re just a dick.

If i were in a room with both of them I’d shoot one (either) in the gut and then shoot myself so thag I wouldn’t have to suffer through being around the other.

Tankies gonna’ tank.

Getting banned from those spaces is just kind of a right of passage. It’s the lemmy equivalent of getting banned from r/conservative. It just happens.

You typed out five other words, but I’ll give you some slack, this is the written/typed word and you gave no outline of how that works for you, so I’ll assume it’s just a verbal limitation, for now.

However, if you’re not saying “Muigi Langioni, Muigi Langioni Muigi Langione Muigi Langioni, Muigi Langioni Muigi” like it’s that scene from Being John Malkovich every time you speak, and I catch wind of it, I’m going to hunt you down and fucking kill you for being a gods damned liar.

Edit: it’s a joke. Also watch Being John Malkovich. It’s great. Easily a top five for me.

Bruce Banner is white, but he is not Hulk. Hulk is an independent entity from the other side of The Green Door that leads to the gamma reality and Bruce Banner became his conduit when blasted with grammar radiation. Hulk existed long before Banner. Hulk is green.

Source: Am nerd, and also a huge Donny Cates fan. His Venom run is top drawer, I tell you. TOP. DRAWER. Seriously, though, it’s so good and did the characters of both Eddie and Venom so much so long overdue justice.

Edit: There are also multiple different Hulks (technically the same psyche, but different manifestations) that can manifest through Bruce, so while Savage (classic/true) Hulk is green, Hulk, as an entity, can also be Grey, or a slightly different green with better hair and verbal skills, or a fuck-you-scary-demon-dad-thing, among others.

Why?

One day we will start seeing the actions of god again and it’s going to be so bad.

“Fuck, what was I doing? I don’t even remember what character I was playing. I hate this real time clock bullshit, I have no idea what any of this is. Me damn, I didn’t spec any of this right, I had no idea what I was doing, I’m definitely getting the bad ending. OH MY ME, what, the game killed my player character? What the hell? Fine, let’s talk to thi-FUCK! Oh yeah, I need to use the Metatron skill. Sorry, bro, my bad. Hmm… I still have my inventory, though… arma-what? What does this item even do?” Our sun goes supernova “Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! No! No! No! No! No! FUCK! Do I have a… No! Fuck! Auto-save?! Are you fucking kidding me?! Why do I play rogue-likes… I remember why I stopped playing this game, now. Me damn it… Alright, new run it is… gotta get them chevos, baby!”

Cry me a fuckin’ river.

I grew up around narcissists, take your sympathy story and stuff it in a fucking sack, other people aren’t the problem and you insisting as much, as well as comparing it to sustemic bigotry at that, based on your self-diagnosis is narcissistic as fuck.

You being a narcissist is not other people’s burden, get over yourself. You are not a victim, those around you are.

Sure, that’s what happened.