I hope she’s able to do this and then some. Teach Marxist sociology (and others) to 12th graders!

Latakia, wasn’t it?

Yeah, but did you get better?

Chancellor Miller will make a few calls, and they’ll all line up to smell Trump’s reeking berder poo.

That’s a hundred years away.

I don’t trust the Texas political machine. This is going too quietly.

That’s not how it works in the Senate; it’s all seniority. But the House? The Speaker doesn’t even have to be a member.

Her handle will be “MAGAMILFUWant”

Sir, you have winned the internetz.

Somewhere, Aunt Lindsey is on a cosmic fainting couch.

There will be no talk of martial law now. He wouldn’t have the support.

An oldie but a goody.

Has kind of a medieval vibe.

Elmo will have to move to Floriderp.

Handjob Jim “investigated” the boners of young wrestlers.

Whomever leads Republicans in the House will be a sleazy little shit who lives to suck Trump’s stinking little toadstool.

I THOUGHT THAT WAS SANGRIA LAW

TACO Tuesday

Forget it, Jake. It’s Floriderp.

He knows he’d piss off too many people.