Aaand this is how I learned tomorrow is daylight savings.

Sure, dude. Download it right back.

Girl can’t even get a dude aroused enough to make him vibrate

Hiding memes in children’s candy is not a joke, Jim.

You were right to call me out for stealing your wristwatch. It doesn’t pair well with the shirt I stole from your girlfriend.

Maybe she realizes the only way she has a future in the Democrat party is if El-Sayed loses and centrists get to keep the “Only moderation can win swing states” narrative alive.

I honestly had no idea people used any method other than this (except banging it on the edge of the counter)

Too old for Trump?

It’s pretty wild to compare the reasons some Republicans want Paxton to lose to the reasons some Democrats want Abdul El-Sayed to lose.

Though, I suppose there are some Republicans who want Paxton to lose because he’s not extreme enough.

You can tell by the charred parts underneath her fingers.

This is about monetizing AI scraping, right? Gonna be interesting to see how Reddit handles the bubble popping. They’ve torpedoed the regular user experience for it.

I’m not sure what to call James O’Keefe at this point. Serial liar? Serial fraudster? Serial defamer? He’s definitely a serial something.

He didn’t fail to stop it, he succeeded in worsening it.

Yes, but consider that AI being successful would maybe let your boss fire you, and they super duper want to fire you and everyone.