We’re whalers on the moon
We carry a harpoon
But there ain’t no whales
So we tell tall tales
And sing our whaling tune
Holy fuck that’s my wallpaper
Just don’t send Gordo. And also no ants!
Fair, but do we then not get super-sweet white M-16’s?
I’m behind, so far Gordo went to a psychiatrist here.
“Must be willing to work one on one with AI.”

Not until the current leadership is gone.
Wait! This gives me an idea how to kill two birds with one stone.
Lowercase “Nasa”?
It’s a sad state when my first thought going on a mission like this would be “but what if the politics change and I get stranded there?”
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My parents to me one second after hearing about Jonny Kim: “why u no astronaut yet?”
(I’m Asian)
Fuck that idea with a rusty cactus.
The moon sucks. Sure, it’s pretty from here but living there would be super dangerous.
No way









