It’s like you’ve never heard of broth
A bath is just person soup.
Abandon soup, join the beanvolution.
humans are just water with stuff in it too
“Ugly bags of mostly water”.
Yes, that was commented 4 hours before you commented…
Or stuff with water in it
That’s not fair. The bowl is not soup, but skin is humans.
Why is this so profound?
Humans are just sacks of water with stuff in it.
so he is thinking about other women
“What does she have that I don’t?”
“More broth.”
Ergo humans are walking soup containers

And they even keep it warm for you!
“ugly bags of mostly water.”
-star trek: the next generation season 1, episode 18 homesoil
True true
SOUP MENTIONED
Imma take this opportunity to tell people about one of my favorite food content creators.
He makes a lot of Pyrannese, Catalonian, and Iberian soups and stews on his channel and it all looks amazing… he travels to the actual location and bugs the locals for recipes, then cooks outdoors.
Is tea soup?
I am a chef.
There are three foods. Pasta, soup, meat.
That’s all. This is the truth. Try to prove me wrong.
Rice
Bread
Literally any vegetables
What category does a hot pocket fall under? Also what category does cheese fall under?
Further more: is coffee soup? It comes from beans, beans are vegetables, vegetables are used in soup.
Are coffee beans vegetables though…
Coffee “beans” are actually dried and roasted berries
Bean juice best juice
Is vanilla coffee, with soy milk, considered a 3-bean soup?
No, because all of those things are extracted, rather than suspended. It’s a broth.
Now you’re thinking with beans 🫘
Yes
Leaf consomme
I am Cereal = Soup Truther all the way.
The universe is just hydrogen with stuff in it.

i am gender tungsten.
so is beer. and sauce. and cement.
And hot tubs.
the hot tub is the container. keep up.
The……um…. Just people soup then?
Cereal and milk is gazpacho.
Also bananas are a berry but strawberries aren’t.
Coffee is berries.
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Do not antagonize Big Soup, they have mecha.

everything liquid, with the exception of mercury metal is water with stuff in it
Plenty of other non-water liquids. Gasoline, olive oil, even highly concentrated alcohol.
Hot boiling magma
Alex Jones: “The soup companies don’t want you to know this but you can add water to canned soup to make more of it. I make several bowls of soup from one can.”
How to avoid a salt overdose.
alex strikes me as someone in need of a low-sodium diet.



















