Elting

I had cancer as a minor and specifically told my mom not to post about it on facebook and keep it within the family. Inside a week half the county knew and people were showing up to give us food. I don’t think she realizes that I would never tell her about any diagnoses of mine in the future or indeed is even capable of understanding how she broke my trust.

Sharing secrets builds trust, sharing other peoples secrets erodes it.

Bruddah is a joke. I know how to slow down when other people are around.

I just secretly resent them for being so slow.

What I want is to get to the top of this next hill and nothing, not even my creaking knees, is gonna stop me. I’ll see you huffing and puffing up 15 minutes later and let you rest for 5 before continuing the relentless pursuit of a mind numbed by pain and motion.

Bitch I’m the one out front AND I got the car keys AND the only charged phone, better keep up.

The trick to getting people to eat vegan stuff is to just omit that it happens to be a vegan dish until after they’ve eaten it and are wondering how its made.

Yeah I’ve done both for years and it just depends on the banana which end might be easier.

It’s really just a gauge of how good the investors are feeling, a real market crash would involve way more than a sell off.

What’s the saying, that the market can ignore reality longer than you can remain solvent, or something to that effect.

Wait a couple more hours for the trading to open back up and watch what happens to the other tech stocks, they’re either gonna bounce or the floor is gonna fall out of under them.

Gamers who speedrun NES games briefly poke their head out of the cave, see that life is more than shadows on a cave wall, reject that reality and return to the task at hand.