Natsukashii
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

My Power Is Overflowing

media.piefed.zip

message-square
47
link
fedilink
358

My Power Is Overflowing

media.piefed.zip

Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
message-square
47
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • LillyPip@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    46
    arrow-down
    5
    ·
    3 days ago

    This incel shit is ridiculous.

    Just nut. You’re better than this.

    • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zipOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      40
      arrow-down
      2
      ·
      3 days ago

      I’m allergic to nuts, asshole.

      • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        16
        ·
        3 days ago

        Don’t put it in there then.

        • we are all@crazypeople.online
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          7
          ·
          3 days ago

          but we were told to … and I quote…

          boof it.

      • Zier@fedia.io
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        10
        ·
        3 days ago

        So every month is a no nut month. So hows your weiner?

  • mika_mika@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    56
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    3 days ago

    Reject No Nut November a prude propaganda campaign to shame sexuality and masturbation.

    Fight back by gooning 2 to 3 times a day for the duration of November.

    • cowfodder@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      23
      ·
      3 days ago

      No. That’s why you do “Destroy Dick December”!

      • cannibalkitteh@piefed.blahaj.zone
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        3 days ago

        Ah, so orchi in November and peniectomy in December, got it.

    • Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      12
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      3 days ago

      🫡🤝 🍆 💦 🌊 🤯🚬 😴

    • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      3 days ago

      Consider it done

    • N3Cr0@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      3 days ago

      Why only 3 times? Is it called Nut Less November?

    • Funkt4st1c@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      arrow-down
      7
      ·
      edit-2
      8 hours ago

      deleted by creator

      • Zier@fedia.io
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        3 days ago

        The problem is not porn. It’s a lack of ability to use your mind during sex. Sexual arousal begins in the brain. Banging one out is a healthy way to relieve stress. Porn is not required. Your brain is more powerful.

      • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        3 days ago

        Seek help. Self-love is healthy

  • TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    43
    ·
    3 days ago

    DM me the winning lotto numbers.

    • bizarroland@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      20
      ·
      3 days ago

      Fuck that, I want the results of the US election

      • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        23
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        3 days ago

        Bad

      • Dicska@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        9
        ·
        3 days ago

        4

      • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        3 days ago

        enjoy the present, it only gets worse

        • some_designer_dude@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          6
          ·
          3 days ago

          Each day is better than the next 🌈

    • Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zipOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      15
      ·
      3 days ago

      1337

      • Girl Named ZERO@piefed.zeromedia.vip
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        11
        ·
        3 days ago

        5318008

  • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    24
    ·
    3 days ago

    we all do, check my post history, all my post are in the past

    • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      3 days ago

      I can post in the future, too! Suck it time-slaves!

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    21
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    3 days ago

    That December 1st nut tho’

    • we are all@crazypeople.online
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      20
      ·
      3 days ago

      maybe don’t have sex with an apple?

      • Zier@fedia.io
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        12
        ·
        3 days ago

        An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

      • some_designer_dude@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        3 days ago

        Don’t yuck his yum!

      • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        2 days ago

        I’m not allowed in apple stores anymore

      • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        3 days ago

        Not with that attitude

  • DangerNooble@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    10
    ·
    3 days ago

    Its called Blue Ball Scaling, and only in the most rare animes is it ever referenced. It’s an incredibly difficult skill to master.

  • MehBlah@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    2 days ago

    Slow your roll lawn mower man he didn’t become a digital god until after he god laid.

  • pebbles@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    12
    ·
    3 days ago

    Anyone got tips for no shit November this year?

    • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      3 days ago

      wear a buttplug for the whole month

      • KernelTale@programming.dev
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        3 days ago

        That doesn’t work. Only way is to not eat.

        • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          5
          ·
          3 days ago

          you believe that food cause poo? you believe everything the lamestreeam media tells you?

          • NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            2 days ago

            Exactly, when you eat food, the food dies and goes to heaven.

    • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      3 days ago

      Isn’t that one of the legendary lemmy memes.

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    2 days ago

    deleted by creator

  • nehal3m@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    3 days ago

    You can keep that power. I have the power to nut whenever I want.

    • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      3 days ago

      I can nut just by willing myself to

  • Cellari@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    2 days ago

    Just to cause confusion, post powdered milk memes.

    But to save us all, can you post Trump memes in hopes of this timeline to never happend?

  • thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    3 days ago

    Is he dead yet?

  • EfreetSK@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    3 days ago

    Sir, this is October

    • Lydia_K@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      16
      ·
      3 days ago

      That’s the joke

    • lauha@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      3 days ago

      So he can post at least 13 days to the past?

    • mrmisses@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      3 days ago

      Oh good, THERE’S STILL TIME

    • nao@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      3 days ago

      Last chance to post this meme

      • DaGreenGobbo@feddit.uk
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        2 days ago

        Thank God for that.

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 3.81K users / day
  • 5.8K users / week
  • 5.83K users / month
  • 5.85K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 42.7K subscribers
  • 479 Posts
  • 4.41K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.20
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org